Sound Definitions

Sound definitions

School -A place where Parents pay and children play .

Life Insurance -A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse -A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills .

Marriage - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters....

Divorce -Future tense of Marriage.

Tears -The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power...

Lecture -An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" .

Conference -The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise -The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary -A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father -A banker provided by nature.

Criminal -A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught.

Boss -Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician -One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after .

DOCTOR -A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic - Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile -A curve that can set a lot of things straight .

Office -A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn -The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. -A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee -Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience -The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions..

Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise