Why need so long !??

Welder’s love plans unscrewed

A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.

The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.

It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.

Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance.

A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.

They, too, were unable to remove the nut. At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.

This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.

Doc: Longer penis does not mean better sex Men should refrain from attempting to elongate their penises to improve their sex life as the process could backfire.

Those who experiment may face disfigurement or lose the member if the penis turns gangrenous due to impaired blood flow. It may also be fatal if left untreated.

Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia Medical Centre consultant urologist and senior lecturer Dr Lee Boon Cheok was commenting after a welder who attempted to elongate his penis with a nut ended up in hospital.

The welder, from Taman Sri Skudai, ran into trouble when his erection caused the nut to become stuck fast to the base of his penis.

“I would advise men not to try these unconventional methods,” Dr Lee said. He said a lot of people associated penis size with virility, which was unfortunate, as size varied with ethnicity and physique.

“Understanding your partner’s physical and emotional needs is much more likely to improve your sexual relationship than trying to change the size of your penis,” he said. Dr Lee noted that most non-surgical methods used for penile elongation such as vacuum pumps, squeezing exercises and lotions merely gave the illusion of length, but did not actually lead to greater length when erect.

“Surgical correction of penile length is not recommended for purely cosmetic reasons. The procedures are risky and unlikely to produce satisfactory results according to current evidence,” he said.

Dr Lee said men contemplating penile elongation should be given counselling and should be made aware of the potential risks. He added that a large lower abdomen may also give the illusion that the penis is shorter than it actually is.

Ini Macam Pun Ada

I was quite shock to read the line..."I am happy that i can contribute something to the country" !!!

If i ( that's me OK?) want to contribute to the country; i will first start with my own community service...I will start to clean up the Bukit Maluri's wet markets' dirty clogged drain.

Hehe! if i were to do it for 30 hours and 4 seconds...Can i get a "Malaysia Book of Records" for doing this feat ?? Being >"THE LONGEST DIRTY CLOGGED DRAIN CLEANED BY A SINGLE MAN"??!!?? Will they grant me that title??

I would want to eat and enjoy my "proper Meals" not just fruits,bread and raisins as reported.So that i have the energy to do the cleaning work.

As for me...to be a proud and patriotic Malaysian, one must do something that is beneficial to his community,the Rakyat as a whole must benefit from what you did ... Not just personal "Hu Ha" Tak steamlah !!

Personally i would comment that what he did was more of an endurance feat and personal guts.I wonder would he called off the show if the sky started to rain heavily with thunder storm?? And a wind speed of 60 km/hr up there??

Next time do something else man!!

Macam macam ada-Surprise!!

Pig farms bloom in Muslim Morocco thanks to tourism

AGADIR, Morocco, March 31, 2008 (AFP) - Shunned by most Muslim countries where pork consumption is a religious taboo, pig farming is booming in Morocco thanks to a growing tourist industry and pragmatic breeders.

"If there's tourism, it would be better to have pigs," said Said Samouk, 39, who raises 250 porkers at his farm 28 kilometres (17 miles) from the seaside town of Agadir. After being battered by a wave of bird flu, he launched a pig operation 20 years ago in partnership with an elderly Frenchman.

Today, Samouk spins dreams of doubling his production within three years to help meet the demands of some 10 million tourists expected to visit Morocco in 2010 - up from 7.5 million who flocked to the north African country in 2007.

"I'm a practising Muslim. I don't eat pork and I don't drink alcohol but it's just a breeding operation like any other and no imam has ever reprimanded me for it," he said of raising pigs - whose consumption is prohibited in both Islam and Judaism. Outlawed in Algeria, Mauritania and Libya, pig farming is nonetheless authorised in Tunisia as in Morocco, to cater to the flocks of European and other non-Muslim tourists who head to north Africa's spectacular beaches and deserts.

"Our clientele is 98 percent European. They want bacon for breakfast, ham for lunch and pork chops for dinner," said Ahmad Bartoul, a buyer for a large Agadir hotel. Signs are posted on buffet tables to avoid any confusion about the meat's origin. Morocco's swine industry comprises some 5,000 pigs raised on seven farms located near Agadir, Casablanca and the north-central city of Taza. The breeders include a Christian, two Jews and four Muslims.

Annual production is currently estimated at 270 tonnes of meat, bringing in some 12 million dirhams (1.6 million dollars) in revenue. The breeders include Jean Yves Yoel Chriquia, a 32-year-old Jew who owns the country's main pork processing factory along with a farm of 1,000 pigs.

Chriquia also buys pigs from Samouk and another local farmer at 22 dirhams a kilo. Four times a month, he goes to the slaughter house in Agadir - but must enter from a door other than that used for deliveries of meat that is halal, or authorised under Islam. "We have a special place for this sort of slaughter. After cutting up the meat and getting the veterinarian's stamp, we transport it to the factory and put it in cold storage," Yoel said. Almost 80 percent of his products are earmarked for hotels in Agadir and Marrakech. The rest heads to supermarkets and butchers - and to feed some 220 Chinese workers building a nearby motorway.

"My wife was certain we would never find pork because we were in a Muslim country," said French retiree Bernard Samoyeau, as he ordered pork at a butcher in Agadir. "We have been pleasantly surprised."

Yoel is also pleased. "We have more than doubled our sales in three years and it's starting to snowball. But since we rely on tourism, we must be careful," he said. The Moroccan farmer speaks from experience: the 1990 Gulf war, the 2001 attacks on New York and Washington, and the 2003 invasion of Iraq ultimately forced him to shutter his last business burdened by 2.8 million dirhams of unpaid bills.

Three years ago, he opened up a new company that employs 31 people. "Hotels all over Morocco are calling me up for deliveries, but for the time being I can't respond to all the demands. We're getting there, little by little," Yoel said. Nor does he see a conflict between his job and his Jewish faith. "Religion is a private matter. What I do is just another way to earn a living and my rabbi has never said anything about it," he said.