Friday, November 21, 2014

For Those who can't Afford Porn, it's Better to put Women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it!


I always thought his chest marking really resemble some young chicks calling for worms...

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Alcohol bad for legs?

A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, 
"May I buy you a cocktail?"
"No thank you,"  she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
"No, they spread."