A little old Jewish man was walking down the street one afternoon, when he saw a woman with perfect breasts. 
He said to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!" she replied, and kept walking away.
He turned around, ran around the block and got to the corner before she did. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asked again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the little old Jewish man ran around the next block and faced her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?!"
She thought about it for a while and said, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars....; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they went into the alley, where she took off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he saw them, he grabbed them and started caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The woman finally got annoyed and asked, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah," said the little old Jewish man ... "Costs too much!"
He said to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!" she replied, and kept walking away.
He turned around, ran around the block and got to the corner before she did. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asked again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the little old Jewish man ran around the next block and faced her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?!"
She thought about it for a while and said, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars....; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they went into the alley, where she took off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he saw them, he grabbed them and started caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The woman finally got annoyed and asked, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah," said the little old Jewish man ... "Costs too much!"
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