Ghost SEX

> A professor at the University of Malaya was giving a lecture on > the supernatural.

> > > To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here > believe in ghosts?'

> > > About 90 students raise their hands.

> > > 'Well, that's a good start.. Out of those of you who believe in > ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

> > > About 40 students raise their hands.

> > > 'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has > anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

> > > About 15 students raise their hand.

> > > 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands.

> > > 'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have > any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

> > > Way in the back, Abu raises his hand.

> > > The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years > I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have > made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about > your experience.'

> > > The big plump kampong boy replied with a nod and a grin, and began > to make his way up to the front podium.

> > > When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Abu, > tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

> > > > > Abu replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said GOATS