Thursday, December 31, 2009

Joke

Learning Medicine in class
At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines.
Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils> > what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?'
> > > > 'Very good! And what is it used for?'
> > > > 'It is used for a headache.'
> > > > The second pupil said: 'Nytol.'
> > > > 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?'
> > > > 'To help you sleep', replied the student.
> > > > Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.'
> > > > 'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the
> > surprised Sister Catherine. 'It is used for diarrhea.'
> > > > 'And who told you this, Johnny?'
> > > > 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father
> > 'take a Viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.''
> > > > > > Sister Catherine fainted.

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