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Thursday, December 31, 2009
Joke
Learning Medicine in class
At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils> > what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?' > > > > 'Very good! And what is it used for?' > > > > 'It is used for a headache.' > > > > The second pupil said: 'Nytol.' > > > > 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?' > > > > 'To help you sleep', replied the student. > > > > Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.' > > > > 'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the > > surprised Sister Catherine. 'It is used for diarrhea.' > > > > 'And who told you this, Johnny?' > > > > 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father > > 'take a Viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.'' > > > > > > Sister Catherine fainted.
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