Money,money,money....

Six Principles Of Life On Money

1. No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.

2. No point earning so much money you cannot live to spend it.

3. Money is not yours until you spend it.

4. When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health. The difference is that it is too late.

5. How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.

6. No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with.

The Sucker

A little old Jewish man was walking down the street one afternoon, when he saw a woman with perfect breasts.

He said to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?!" she replied, and kept walking away.

He turned around, ran around the block and got to the corner before she did. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asked again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Jewish man ran around the next block and faced her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?!"

She thought about it for a while and said, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars....; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they went into the alley, where she took off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he saw them, he grabbed them and started caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman finally got annoyed and asked, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah," said the little old Jewish man ... "Costs too much!"

Ghost SEX

> A professor at the University of Malaya was giving a lecture on > the supernatural.

> > > To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here > believe in ghosts?'

> > > About 90 students raise their hands.

> > > 'Well, that's a good start.. Out of those of you who believe in > ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

> > > About 40 students raise their hands.

> > > 'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has > anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

> > > About 15 students raise their hand.

> > > 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands.

> > > 'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have > any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

> > > Way in the back, Abu raises his hand.

> > > The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years > I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have > made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about > your experience.'

> > > The big plump kampong boy replied with a nod and a grin, and began > to make his way up to the front podium.

> > > When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Abu, > tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

> > > > > Abu replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said GOATS

Don't ever eat this ...See What the Mat Salleh did!!!

Foie Gras ......

Do you know how they create Foie Gras?!!!

Day to day we eat food that are tasty, delicious & did we ever stop to wonder where these food comes from & their origination? One fine example is the one below which I've received that I'm currently forwarding to gain awareness. Thank you for sharing & your valuable time in analyzing.(Foie Gras)

Foie Gras แปลว่า fat liver นั่นเอง Foie Gras means "Fat Liver" It's very very luxury menu that originates from France But this dish comes from FORCE FEEDING a goose to make them develop FATTY LIVER DISEASE.

Let's see the source of this "wonderful dish"

The geese are forced to eat.. even if it does not desire to...

The metal pipe pass through the throat to stomach ..even if it does not want to eat anything To make the liver bigger and fatter the geese are kept in .....

The metal pipe pass through the throat to stomach ..even if it does not want to eat anything To make the liver bigger and fatter the geese are kept in .....

Cages that are very small and they are forced to stay in one position to avoid using energy, thus converting all food into fat. How sad their eyes show up.....

Their legs were bloated from long standing everyday. Not allowed to sleep because they will be held to eat again,

Although they try to defend themselves, but refusal is useless How sad is this kind of life can be...

They are forced to eat until they are dead & their bodies can't stand it anymore...You can still see that the food is still in its' mouth

Those who survive have cramped to inflamed until their asses..bloodied as its' shit comes out with it. What other pains & sufferings can be more than such inflicted tortures.

Not only their mouth & throat hurts, all the time, their stomach ache from the food , Fats bloated their legs , with no sleep , no exercises. But also no free will for life to see the sky or river.

The result to get a "beautiful" and white liver that becomes unusually big like this As Liver-canned from aboard.

The Author...

These poor geese does not deserved to be in such deplorable state of life.

STOP THE DAILY TORTURES AND CRUELTY TO THE ANIMALS..

STOP TAKING THIS DISH OR PRODUCT FROM NOW.

STOP THE DEMAND AND THE SUPPLY WILL END.

AND THE TORTURE AND SUFFERING WILL END.

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10 Commandments

Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,Talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3

Marriage is grand,and divorce is at least a100 grands!

Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.

Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Joke

Learning Medicine in class

At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines.

Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils> > what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?'

> > > > 'Very good! And what is it used for?'

> > > > 'It is used for a headache.'

> > > > The second pupil said: 'Nytol.'

> > > > 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?'

> > > > 'To help you sleep', replied the student.

> > > > Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.'

> > > > 'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the

> > surprised Sister Catherine. 'It is used for diarrhea.'

> > > > 'And who told you this, Johnny?'

> > > > 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father

> > 'take a Viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.''

> > > > > > Sister Catherine fainted.

CONTENTMENT

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that! we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the... realization of how much you already have."

But as human beings , we are never satisfied ....always wanting for more ...one word describes it all ->GREED

CONTENTMENT Have you ever, at any one time, had the feeling that life is bad, real bad, and you wish you were in another situation?

You find life make things difficult for you, work sucks, life sucks, everything seems to go wrong.... Read the following story... it may change your views about life:

After a conversation with one of my friends, he told me despite taking 2 jobs, he brings back barely above 1K per month, he is happy as he is.

I wonder how he can be as happy as he is considering he has to skimp his life with the low pay to support a pair of old parents, in-laws, a wife, 2 daughters and the many bills of a household.

He explained that it was through one incident that he saw in India that happened a few years ago when he was really feeling low and touring India after a major setback.

He said that right in front of his very eyes he saw an Indian mother chop off her child's right hand with a chopper.

The helplessness in the mother's eyes, the scream of pain from the innocent 4-year-old child haunted him until today.

You may ask why did the mother do so; had the child been naughty, had the child's hand been infected??

No, it was done for two simple words- - -TO BEG! The desperate mother deliberately caused the child to be handicapped so that the child could go out to the streets to beg.

Taken aback by the scene, he dropped a piece of bread he was eating half-way. And almost instantly, a flock 5 or 6 children swamped towards this small piece of bread which was covered with sand, robbing bits from one another.

The natural reaction of hunger. Stricken by the happenings, he instructed his guide to drive him to the nearest bakery.

He arrived at two bakeries and bought every single loaf of bread he found in the bakeries. The owner was dumbfounded but willingly sold everything.

He spent less than $100 to obtain about 400 loaves of bread (this is less than $0.25 per loaf) and spent another $100 to get daily necessities.

Off he went in the truck full of bread into the streets. As he distributed the bread and necessities to the children (mostly handicapped) and a few adults, he received cheers and bows from these unfortunate.

For the first time in his life he wondered how people can give up their dignity for a loaf of bread which cost less than $0.25.

He began to tell himself how fortunate he is. How fortunate he is to be able to have a complete body, have a job! , have a family, have the chance to complain what food is nice and what isn't nice, have the chance to be clothed, have the many things that these people in front of him are deprived of...

Now I begin to think and feel it, too! Was my life really that bad? Perhaps... no, I should not feel bad at all...

What about you?

Maybe the next time you think you are, think about the child who lost one hand to beg on the streets.

"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the realization of how much you already have."

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that! we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past,you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

THINK

Have you got the habit of accumulating money, and not spending it because you think that in the future you may be in want of it?

Have you got the habit of storing clothes, shoes, furniture, utensils and other home supplies that you haven’t used already for some time?

And inside yourself...? Have you got the habit to keep reproaches, resentment, sadness, fears and more? Don’t do it! You are going against your prosperity! It is necessary to make room, to leave an empty space in order to allow new things to arrive to your life.

It is necessary that you get rid of all the useless things that are in you and in your life, in order to prosperity to arrive. The force of this emptiness is one that will absorb and attract all that you wish.

As long as you are, materially or emotionally, holding old and useless feelings, you won’t have room for new opportunities Goods must circulate.... Clean your drawers, the wardrobes, the workshop, the garage... Give away what you don’t use any longer...

The attitude of keeping a heap of useless stuff ties your life down. It’s not the objects you keep that stagnate your life... but rather the attitude of keeping... When we keep in store, we consider the possibility of wanting, of penury.. we believe that tomorrow it may lack, and that we won’t be able to fulfill those necessities..

With that idea, you are sending two messages to your brain and to your life.

working Under The SEA - Good Pay huh!?

Welding work under the sea. I asked my swim mate in Chin Woo; they are paid RM 5.00 / hour to do a cleaning job i.e to scrub the wall tiles of the swimming pool; the job only commence after 8.00 pm. These guys must be paid handsomely under the sea!

Oh Fatima!

PHILOSOPHY

Better Hug HIM before it is TOO LATE!....

How to become a millionaire - To be stingy & Calculative!!??haha

A good read. Superb article ..EVERY one should read and share with children.... .

Inspirational ! SHARE IT WITH CHILDREN

Power of Money, By Adam Khoo( Singapore 's youngest millionaire at 26 yrs.)

Some of you may already know that I travel around the region pretty frequently, having to visit and conduct seminars at my offices in Malaysia , Indonesia , Thailand and Suzhou ( China ).

I am in the airport almost every other week so I get to bump into many people who have attended my seminars or have read my books.

Recently, someone came up to me on a plane to KL and looked rather shocked. He asked, 'How come a millionaire like you is traveling economy?' My reply was, 'That's why I am a millionaire. ' He still looked pretty confused.

This again confirms that greatest lie ever told about wealth(which I wrote about in my latest book 'Secrets of Self-Made Millionaires' ). Many people have been brainwashed to think that millionaires have to wear Gucci, Hugo Boss, Rolex, and sit on first class in air travel.

This is why so many people never become rich because the moment that they earn more money, they think that it is only natural that they spend more, putting them back to square one.

The truth is that most self-made millionaires are frugal and only spend on what is necessary and of value. That is why they are able to accumulate and multiply their wealth so much faster.

Over the last 7 years, I have saved about 80% of my income while today I save only about 60% (because I have my wife, mother in law, 2 maids, 2 kids, etc. to support). Still, it is way above most people who save 10% of their income (if they are lucky).

I refuse to buy a first class ticket or to buy a $300 shirt because I think that it is a complete waste of money. However, I happily pay $1,300 to send my 2-year old daughter to Julia Gabriel Speech and Drama without thinking twice.

When I joined the YEO (Young Entrepreneur' s Orgn) a few years back (YEO) is an exclusive club open to those who are under 40 and make over $1m a year in their own business) I discovered that those who were self-made thought like me. Many of them with net worth well over $5m,travelled economy class and some even drove Toyota 's and Nissans,not Audis, Mercs, BMWs.

I noticed that it was only those who never had to work hard to build their own wealth (there were also a few ministers' and tycoons' sons in the club) who spent like there was no tomorrow. Somehow, when you did not have to build everything from scratch, you do not really value money. This is precisely the reason why a family's wealth (no matter how much) rarely lasts past the third generation

Thank God my rich dad foresaw this terrible possibility and refused to give me a cent to start my business.

Then some people ask me, 'What is the point in making so much money if you don't enjoy it?'

The thing is that I don't really find happiness in buying branded clothes, jewellery or sitting first class. Even if buying something makes me happy it is only for a while, it does not last.

Material happiness never lasts, it just give you a quick fix. After a while you feel lousy again and have to buy the next thing which you think will make you happy. I always think that if you need material things to make you happy, then you live a pretty sad and unfulfilled life..

Instead, what makes me happy is when I see my children laughing and playing and learning so fast. What makes me happy is when I see my companies and trainers reaching more and more people every year in so many more countries.

What makes me really happy is when I read all the emails about how my books and seminars have touched and inspired some one's life.

What makes me really happy is reading all your wonderful posts about how this blog is inspiring you. This happiness makes me feel really good for a long time, much much more than what a Rolex would do for me.

I think the point I want to put across is that happiness must come from doing your life's work (be it teaching, building homes, designing,trading, winning tournaments etc.) and the money that comes is only a by-product.

If you hate what you are doing and rely on the money you earn to make you happy by buying stuff, then I think that you are living a life of meaninglessness.

This is LIFE...

1.Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight, and height. Let the doctors worry about them.. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)

3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him or her!

6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on.. The only person who is with us our entire life, is our self.

7. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 8. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt isLIVE while you are alive.

9. Tell the people you love; that you love them, at every opportunity.

Ha ha

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:Guitar, for sale....Cheap.......no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses...He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off.

Sign In A Bar:'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Behind Every Great Man,There Is A Surprised Woman.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,Snore And You sleep Alone.

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The UniverseIs The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.

Concert By Ella & Siti - Your fan huh?

The Blue & the Red prawns

Red Lobsters look exactly like real lobsters – cooked lobsters – because most are actually quite red. They make very pretty and interesting tank residents (by themselves). Snap their large pincers off if you plan to keep them with your fish-This is the advice by the hobbyist but i think it is a bit cruel to do this; just leave him along with the rest that should be ok.

It was sold here at RM 6.00 per prawn. Easy to keep.In China; the restaurants are cooking it as a local delicacy!

Long-Armed Blue Lobsters are really prawns. They can easily snag a fish the same size as their body. We had not seen them for a long time and did not miss them. Those old blue lobsters don’t resemble lobsters in the least. They’re really prawns – sort of a shrimp that grows as large as a small lobster.

Their long thin pincers (nothing like heavy lobster claws) are extremely adapt at catching any type of fish that swims close. Not just scavengers – these guys are active and efficient hunters. They also enjoy fighting with each other. You can also find them in many Thai restaurants.

I bought these type at RM 8.00 per prawn at Muar.But unfortunately both species are good at climbing out from the tank to escape!

Please see my other posting @ 12/09/2009 on the same topic.

SEX EXCHANGE

Roy (Not the real name), a Thai, changing sex at the age of 17, enjoyed high reputation in Thailand since winning Miss Beauty Competition (some sort of trendy beauty contest).

During one of her interview, she tell her story after having sex changing operation. She won the crown of Miss Beauty contest at the age of 19.

During a talk show, she said that when she ! was small, she used to think of becoming a girl, but in front of her parents, she has to pretend as a man.

She felt disgusted of her 'male organ', so at the age of 17, she went for the sex change surgery and since that, she felt as if she is a new born.

At the beginning, she is afraid of the operation, but after going through a lot of doctor's counseling and searching through info related to the operation, finally she decided to go ahead with he operation.

During the operation, the process is extremely painful. But as soon as she thinks of becoming a female, it worth every pain she suffered.

Recently, Roy is promoting some slimming products and has taken some sexy photo shots in Thailand. Her reputation keeps on growing as she has been a hot topics on the internet among those South East Asians.

( Nickname ) : Roy

( Height ) : 171 cm

( Weight ) : 48 kg

(Measurement) : 33 24 36

( Occupation ) : (Actress, Singer, Model)

You are now about to witness the transformation of a male to a female……