Monday, March 3, 2008

The Politik Talk

Nalib: I think Sumy should back out la.
Sumy: Apa pasai? Why you think I should back out? Why not you?
Nalib: You are a liability to MIC and BN la Sumy, accept it la.
Sumy: What do you mean liability? Give me proof?
SHesham: Ayo Sumy, our intelligence report say, we will lose almost 100% of Indian votes if you still lead MIC. If you get lost, maybe we can bring it down to 60%.
Sumy: Pakla, don't listen to this two young punks la. Let me read this report just sent to me. After extensive intelligence gathering, we find that 20% of the Indians hated Sumy Valu. Ha, only 20% la, where got 100%?
Nazli: Hey Sumy I also got the same report la. Why don't you continue?
Sumy: Okay, I'll continue, 40% cannot stand to see his face and 35% will kill him if they were to meet him. 5% believe that he is a good leader. Ha, I still got 5% what?
Pak Lar: Come on la Sumy, you've been around for a long time already; you have made your money. You are even richer than me, so back out la. Think of the party la Sumy.
Sumy: Yes, I am richer than you but Nalib, 2 deals only is already richer than me, why not ask him also to go? His submarine and Sukhoi and Altantunya also make him a liability what.
Pak Lar: I know that one, but he is from UP-NO, that is the difference. The Malays will accept corrupt Malay leaders, as long as they potong, its okay.
Sumy: Oh, kalu chunik potong kalu, berapa banyak rasuah pun takpa ka? Mana adil ini macam Pakla?
Nalib: That is the way it is in this country Sumy. We all from UP-NO got immunity, you people, tadak potong punya, don't.
Sumy: No, saya akan tetap bertanding.
Keyveas: Adei Sumy, listen to them la, what they say is true la. Don't talk about justice all la, as if you are concerned about justice.. This is not the place to be talking about justice la old man. We want to win. If that means you will be dropped then so be it.
Sumy: Dei Keyveas, you just shut up la.. You budak lagi la, you apa tau? What you want to be champions of the Indians ka? If I am forced to back out, I make sure you go down with me. Hey, Mohatail also cannot force me out la.
Keyveas: Tengok Pakla, tadak guna punya Hindu. Think of himself only. Just shoot him la Pakla, don't give chance. Nalib, itu C4 lagi ada ka? Mari kita sekarang taroh itu C4 sama dia. Cilaka punya orang.
King Yik: Sumy ah, enough la. So long already you in the cabinet. You want to stay until you die ka? What you think they will bury you in the Makam Pahlawan ka? Every time people curse you la. Now even your own race cannot stand you, give up la Sumy. Come join me la. We all retire. After all, we are not sure if we are going to win this time around. BN also not sure going to win or not.
Pak Lar: What are you talking about King Yik? Why you say like that? Lu jaga lu punya mulut ah Apek.
King Yik:No la Pak Lar, If everyone wants to deny us 2/3 majority, then all of them would not vote us la. We may lose more than just 1/3 la. Haiya, that one also cannot see ah?
Pak Lar: Maybe the Chinese or Indians la King Yik, not the Malays la. The Malays love UP-NO.
King Yik: Are you sure ah Pak Lar? Now even the Chinese and Indians are willing to vote PAS if it is the only opposition available to them, don't you think that there would be Malays willing to vote DAP? Don't be foolish la Pak Lar. Until now still cannot get Kelantan despite all the dirty tricks.. Who are majority voters in Kelantan? Malys la, some more what.
Pak Lar: Betoi ka dia kata tu Nalib?
Nalib: Jangan dengar cakap orang tua penyembur tu la Pak lar. Orang Melayu takkan lupa UP-NO punya. Orang Melayu rela mati untuk UP-NO
Nazli: Ntah la, ada lojik jugak cakap King Yik tu. Memang la orang Melayu rela mati untuk UP-NO tapi rela ka dia mati untuk kita?
Pak Lar: Apa yang orang Melayu tak puaih hati lagi dengan kita? Kita bagi macam-macam kat depa, apa lagi dia mau?
Kek Tink: Lu mau tau ka? Dia olang tengok sumua itu UP-NO punya olang besar manyak kaya. Bikin lumah banyak besar. Keleta 4, 5, sumua mahal-mahal punya. Dulu punya Melayu punya UP-NO punya olang tak buat itu macam. Kalau dia kaya pun, dia tak tunjuk sama olang. Sekalang punya UP-NO punya olang manyak sombong oh. Dia kaya, dia selalu tunjuk. Dia tak takot punya. Itu olang Melayu biasa tak suka la ini macam punya sombong punya olang.
Nazli: Apa, salah ka dia beli rumah besar dan kereta besar? Apa orang Cina saja ka buleh beli rumah besar. Pak Lar, letak Kek Tink kat Tanjong tengok. Jom kita tengok orang Cina suka kat dia ka tak?
King Yik: Tak salah, tapi baru 2, 3 hari jadi menteri sudah kaya ka? Dia punya gaji berapa? Dulu jaga gate keretapi sekarang boleh bikin Istana, orang tak heran ka la Pak Lar? Your weakness ah, is that you think the Malays are stupid. They are not la Pak Lar. Many have opened their eyes la. Many are not ignorant anymore.
Pak Lar: Alah, kalau kalah pun, kalah sikit saja.
King Yik: Sorry ha Pak Lar if I say something. You have been sleeping too much, you have lost touch with reality.
Pak Lar: I think ah King Yik, you don't resign la. This year you stand in Permatang Pauh, mau ka?
Sumy: Pak Lar, saya macam mana?
Pak Lar: Meeting adjourn la, semua balik dulu.. Saya mengantok ni. Nanti lain kali la.

2 comments:

bow said...

Semi value berkata kepada Pakla: anak ku belum kaya macan awak punya anak atau anak -in -law, mana boleh aku
retire sekarang? Mahatail dia sudah bikin rumah banyak besar, sendiri banyak kaya, anak perempuam dan lelaki banyak jaya juga, baru dia balik kampong retired.Kalau tidak benar, boleh tanya Nazi.

Anonymous said...

Semi Value told sungai siput voter to give him a chance to serve them again by promising to build them a bridge, but a villager told him there is no river there but sungai siput is just a village name,semi value replied never mind, if he is re-elected, he can build a river for them too which run parallel with the highway.