Simple Truth

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex. However, after sex they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated”