Love life ! Be grateful for it always and show your gratitude by not shying away from its challengers.Always try to live a little bit beyond your capacities and you will find your capacities are greater than you ever dream! I am absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with…
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Simple Truth
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated”
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