Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home..

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal..

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her..

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'