Judging Others

An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?' 'Well,' said the camel, 'I think that's quite an inappropriate question from someone whose dick is on his face.'

Two Old Ladies

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking..

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

Kenapa penjara pudu ditutup?

KISAH MISTERI DI PENJARA PUDU KUALA LUMPUR…..

Berlaku di Penjara Pudu Kuala Lumpur di suatu ketika dulu.Hanya boleh disebarkan pd org2 tertentusahaja… Sebelum Penjara Pudu ditutup dulu pernah diceritakan bahawa terdapat 1 bilik dipanggilBilik Terakhir”. Dibilik inilah seringnya Berlaku kejadian pelik sejak Penjara Pudu ditutup. “.

Dinamakan “BILIK TERAKHIR” adalah krn dulu ia merupakan bilik kediaman terakhir bagi sipesalah jenayah berat sebelum menjalani hukuman gantung sampai mati pada Keesokan harinyadibilik gantung .

Di BILIK TERAKHIR inilah pesalah dikatakan akan meratap, menangis, menjerit, bercakap seorgdiri & berbagai lagi perlakuan kerana menyesali Kesalahan mereka yg lalu. Mereka menjadi begitukrn dikatakan tidak kuat semangat menghadapi maut keesokan harinya yg telah diketahui mereka.

Menurut kata warden2 yg masih ada di Penjara Pudu bila proses pengosongan Penjara Pududijalankan, mereka sering terdengar suara2 sayu meminta tolong, suara org menangis & bermacam2 lagi dari Bilik Terakhir tersebut.

Tak kurang juga ada diantara warden yg terlihat seekor kambing hitam sering masuk Menembusipintu bilik itu tanpa dibuka dan kemudian tidak pula kelihatan Kambing keluar semula. Ramai bomohpawang yg dipanggil bagi memulihkan bilik tersebut mengatakan bahawa suara2 yg sering kedengaran diwaktu mlm dari Bilik Terakhir itu adalah akibat roh-roh pesalah yg mati ditali gantungtersebut tidak tenteram kerana mati mereka ditali gantung. &

My poor fellow

Hak! this guard thought he is being paid to sleep during duty...

Best venue for paint ball game

This abundant project along Jalan Subang should be my choice of a paintball game venue. A safe barricade around the open window area and let's shoot! wow Best man.

Kepong area-MRR2 bridge still under repair??

The MRR2 bridge is still under repair...till today!