For Those who can't Afford Porn, it's Better to put Women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it!

 

I always thought his chest marking really resemble some young chicks calling for worms...

Alcohol bad for legs?

A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, 
"May I buy you a cocktail?"

 

"No thank you,"  she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

 

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

 

"No, they spread."

Roger, my American Staffordshire Terrier; 11/08/2014 @ 4 months

My collection on miniatures bonsai, cactus plants and fishes.