Saturday, April 28, 2012

LIfe

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. - That is attitude.







When flood comes, fish eat ants and when flood recedes, ants eat fish. - Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!






Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.






Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them. A Wall or a Bridge? - Remember you are the architect of your life.






Search for a beautiful heart, but don't search for a beautiful face, because beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.






It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important how well you play with the cards you hold.






Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, 'relax dear it’s just a bend, not the end.' - Have faith and have a successful life.






One of the basic differences between God and humans is, God gives, gives and forgives. But the human gets, gets, gets and forgets.






Be thankful and grateful for everything in life....

Monday, March 26, 2012

Some Management Jokes

Twenty New Management Styles in Corporates

1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THEN THE EMPLOYEES

These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner.

2) MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW

These managers you usually meet with their backside faced to you with their hands in their pockets. When you talk to them, their thoughts keep staring out of the windows.

3) MANAGING BY POST-IT'S

Some managers forget everything. They want to impress you with their 'busy'ness by continuously writing on Post-it's while you are talking.

4) MANAGING BY DELEGATION TO THE SECRETARY

These managers just delegate everything to the secretary. If He is good, He knows what she must do.

5) MANAGING BY KNOWING NOTHING

These managers don't really know anything at all. They let YOU give answers. Meanwhile they fill the time with nice anecdotes of irrelevant cases.

6) MANAGING BY CONCEPTUAL THINKING

These people try to explain the present from a theoretical view of the far future. The idea that this never will work, completely satisfies them: They will always have something to talk about.

7) MANAGING BY HIDING INFORMATION

Information hiders are aware of the market value of strictly secret kept information. You must be very thankful to get any information at all. Beware of simulants from category 5!

8) MANAGING BY DOING EXACTLY WHAT THE BOSS SAYS

These managers prevent their bosses from creative thinking. Else they got more work to do.

9) MANAGING BY WALKING ONE FOOT BEHIND THE BOSS

In hierarchical organizations you can watch those groups walking in the corridor. The more equal managers are directly followed by the lesser equal managers, and so on.

10) MANAGING BY SMILING AND WEARING NICE SUITS

If you drink beer with them, lunch with them, smile to them and also wear nice suits, nothing can stop your career anymore.

11) MANAGING BY STUDYING

Despite their continual attendances of all kind of studies and congresses, they still belong to category 5. The longer they learn, the further they get from the practice.

12) MANAGING BY CREATING VAGUE OVERHEAD SHEETS

Do you know them? Those sheets with some big arrows, boxes or circles? These sheets provide the ultimate proof of their overall brilliance.

13) MANAGING BY OPEN DOOR AND EMPTY ROOM

This is a major improvement of the older 'OPEN DOOR' management style. Now you can really walk in and out anytime you want. Nobody ever knows where these managers are.

14) MANAGING BY SPEAKING WITH OTHER MANAGERS

This kind of managing is very popular. It will give them within a few hours the same information as an employee can tell them in 15 minutes.

15) MANAGING BY HAVING A NON SUPPORTING INFRASTRUCTURE

In an organization with a hopeless infrastructure, managers are really necessary. These managers will naturally prevent the organization from having a better infrastructure.

16) BUA MANAGEMENT (BY USING ABBREVIATIONS)

This management style is ATRASACWOC. ( Adopted To Reach A Shorter And Clearer Way Of Communication)

17) MANAGING BY USING BUZZ WORDS

These managers like to bluff your head off with hip, nearly undefined, terms.

18) MANAGING BY REORGANIZATION

If they think there is nothing more to organize, they reorganize.

19) MANAGING BY BELIEVING

These managers must be spiritual educated, because they have no clues at all.

20) MANAGING BY FORGETTING PROMISES

If you remind them to one of their promisses, the priority of that promise is to low to remember


Thursday, March 15, 2012

Excellent Secrets of being Successful in Office...

Book on "understanding women"

I have seen this book, thought you might like to see it again!

The book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores:

sharing of wonderful thoughts

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. - That is attitude.
When flood comes, fish eat ants and when flood recedes, ants eat fish. - Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!
Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.
Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them. A Wall or a Bridge? - Remember you are the architect of your life.
Search for a beautiful heart, but don't search for a beautiful face, because beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.
It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important how well you play with the cards you hold.
Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, 'relax dear it’s just a bend, not the end.' - Have faith and have a successful life.
One of the basic differences between God and humans is, God gives, gives and forgives. But the human gets, gets, gets and forgets.
Be thankful and grateful for everything in life....

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Famous Quotes by Celebrities - on sex

"Happiness is a state of mind, and its a choice: do not wait for it from others or from circumstances. Its always from YOU!" mm

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Fish Therapy

The same "fish therapy" issue was high lighted in my blog way back in 2008. During that time i foresee the danger of using this method of "therapy" in the SPA or any concealed tank( check out -The little fish from Turkey; in my blog dated 12/01/2008 posting.Labeled: my view).
When i was in Kanchanaburi, Thailand in December 2009; there are many of this hungry fishes (unknown spices) in the Erawan Water fall area in Kanchanaburi.
You can easily surf this area on the web.
Check the place out @ "This was where i spent my last Christmas in 2009" in my previous posting dated 09/01/2010. labeled trip to Thailand.

池水没更 染病风险大 鱼疗足浴恐传播爱

Nanyang

2011-10-20 18:29

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鱼疗池内鱼只,可透过啮咬不同顾客的脚部,成为传播爱滋病毒的媒介。

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(八打灵再也20讯)卫生总监拿督哈山阿都拉曼表示,鱼疗足浴可成为散播爱滋病、C型肝炎及其他疾病的温床。

说,鱼疗池内的鱼只,可透过啮咬不同顾客的脚部,成为传播爱滋病毒的媒介

每日新闻》报道,如果业者没有定时更换鱼疗池的池水,有关池水则可能变成传染C型肝炎及其他皮肤病的温床,特别是在许多患有相关疾病者使用该池水之后

哈山指出,如果鱼疗是通过单独使用的方式进行,就符合安全标准,而非目前共用鱼疗池的方式

这种方式(鱼疗足浴)会带来很大的感染疾病风险,因为疾病可透过鱼只及重复使用的池水传播。

询及卫生部将采取哪些行动,以确保民众不受感染

说,该部目前无权禁止或关闭鱼疗足浴店,无论如何,该部将尝试解决这项问题,包括修改相关法令

糖尿病患勿参与

说,卫生部目前经常监督鱼疗足浴店的运作,包括每6个月展开一次检查,确保业者遵守当局的规定

每日新闻》指出,英国的《太阳报》日前报道,英国卫生防护局已发出警告,指鱼疗足浴可传播危险疾病,并促请患有糖尿病及牛皮癣的民众不要进行这种治疗方式

每日新闻》指出,该报发现许多参与鱼疗足浴的民众,都不知道这种服务将带来负面效果,例如感染危险疾病的风险

(The little fish from Turkey-12/01/2008 Labeled: my view)

Ageing

I LOVE THIS WOMAN

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.

I just bought this hat yesterday!"

Amazing how your values change as you age!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Buy the land & build your own bungalow.

If you are looking for buyers to like your design and expect to fetch a higher price for the land and from your own "designer's" bungalow ; Please consider my advice here before you step forward and proceed with your “own design”.

Nowadays there are a wide range of building materials, systems and new state of the art design for Interior Design, fixtures, etc. Does your house design make up from the following components?

Hello! Which architect firm are you engaging?

A squarely designed house,

A swimming pool?

Industrial Building System (IBS)/conventional design,

Using steel roof truss,

With provision for natural ventilation,

Glaze/semi glaze roof tiles,

Does the house has enough rooms/ bathroom/toilet to meet your requirement?

A gym/karaoke lounge?

A big enough down stair master bedroom for your future use,

Ha ha ! prepare a OKU ramp later!

Provide at least one sound proof room,

Built in vacuum conduit system,

car park for 4,

covered drain,

kitchen has a entrance from the garden side,

provide a “oily kitchen” (provide more than a wet kitchen)

a 6 foot height separation wall beside the fence at the garden facing the neighbor’s side,

allow clothes liner,

a 3 phase electricity supply,

equipped with LED lighting?

Meters for utilities are placed at the side front gate,

Automatic gate (foldable type for heavy gate)

On site detention pond -A requirement

Hot/cool water features,

Stainless steel plumbing system,

state of the art water filter system,

Green building index(GBI) application,

bay window,

tinted glass panel,

stone wall cladding,

wood paneling for floor,

solar energy,

rain water harvesting system,

state of the art security system,

future extension for any LAN cable,

future pipe trench with extra conduit,

a store room (be in or outside the house),

a nice and easy shoes rack,

a Jacuzzi,

landscape feature-a great understanding of the trees’ root behavior is important,

a pond,

a gazebo,

a tea house/hut in the garden,

a rock garden,

a nice design fencing wall,

maybe even a small eco farm…

Well, these are so much I can think of! If all these features are included in your bungalow; I strongly believe it can sell well > BUT this is an ideal bungalow ,yet there might be people who are not easy about it…

If you were to borrow the monies from the bank to build your “dream bungalow” and hoping others would pay for the amount you quoted later! Worst still when you engaged a rotten contractor and you have no means of controlling him as you are not equipped with the know how about the financial, construction, supervision, building materials, time frame, local authority requirement, utilities providers etc,. Put your hand break! PLEASE stop it at once!

Look! During the construction stage, When you made too many changes / variation to the design and materials use (your other half might have some “better “ ideas sometimes) ; you will be running into a big big trouble with your financial standing and the contractor will put a claim on the extra cost and men hour into the additional work. At the end – extra monies and extra time shall be needed to finish the work. Your project will be delayed.

Ok say when you finally paid off your contractor and a huge amount of debt with the bank…yes of course with your financial standing you are still able to settle monthly.

As the months and moons are moving round…your sons & daughters might want to further their studies…Money and cash are needed badly. You may have a great plan to send them to over sea colleges. During this period of time you intended to dispose of the bungalow hoping to make more out of it to finance your plan.

BUT unfortunately your bungalow is too pricy Or it may not suit to some peoples’ taste, your design are not trendy, your design are not friendly, or a bungalow with fewer green space. You paved up the whole precious green area, left too little space for the green. You forgot to create a specific space for the clothes line. Your idea of hanging your undies at the gate to dry is NO NO for a bungalow. ….list of endless lousy layout & design for a potential buyer to accept your offer. (Sorry extreamx2)

You did hope for the best…you sent them to over sea colleges. But your financial burdens starts to swell…your grasses in the unoccupied bungalow needs to be trimmed, some exterior paint starts to fade and drop, you start to realize the contractor never apply anti fungal paint…

Your property negotiator insists on 3 % service fees…but you only offer Rm 1888 as an Ang Pau and the most is 1% fees ( the first negotiator was almost hoarse before 1 % is convinced by you). You wouldn’t want to part with your precious key to them AND you never agree to ink down Exclusive Right to them…They stay away from you, your offer fees on your sale of the property spread among their colleagues; and they nick named you as lousy & stingy man…your bungalow is too pricy and its condition is depilating…day by day. Ha!

Since you are capable and cash rich, I would strongly recommend that you purchase the land without a building. Do your own design at your free will!